Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
