I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
