i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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