I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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