she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My ATM looks so different sober.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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