i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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