is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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