he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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