Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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