Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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