Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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