I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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