Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Are we still banned from the library?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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