Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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