You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
you never un-have a 4some
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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