I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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