The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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