Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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