Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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