Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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