used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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