But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
operation have a gay friend backfired
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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