I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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