I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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