if only i could text you this smell
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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