I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
sarcasm needs its own font
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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