just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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