eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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