if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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