Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
