i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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