I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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