It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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