Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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