Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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