On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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