I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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