So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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