grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
