Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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