Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
