But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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