Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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