Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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