its not stalking. its research.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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