i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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