watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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