we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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