Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
if i died would you start the facebook group?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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