would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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