Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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