My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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