big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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